BERKELEY TENANT RESUME

Below is a tenant resume I received in 2002. Would you have rented your apartment to this person?

Sheila XXXXXX
Tenant Resume

Personal Information___________________________________________

Social Security Number: XXX-XX-XXXX.
Driver's Licence Number. XXXXXXXX.
Telephone: (510) XXX-XXXX
Born: June 12, 1975, 4;13AM in Tempe, Arizona.
I don't smoke, and I have no pets.

Addresses___________________________________________________

June 1995 to Present. XXXX Channing Way, Apt. 3, Berkeley, CA 94704.
May 1994 to June 1995. XX XXX St., Budapest, Hungary. Eva XXXXX, owner.
Prior to 1994. XXXX XXX XXXXXX, San Jose, CA. 94568. (My parent's house.)

Income_____________________________________________________

My parents give me $1,200 a month plus I receive financial aid from U.C. and a Pell Grant. I had a summer job last year (see below), and I plan to work there again this summer. I also receive $350 a month from a family trust fund. I can provide you with copies of bank statements for verification.

What I'm Looking For__________________________________________

Ideally, I would like to find a landlord who is either a Gemini like myself or a Sagittarius. Sagittarius is 180 degrees from Gemini, so we would get along very well. I would consider renting an apartment from a Taurus or a Cancer, but obviously they would not be my first choices.

The owner of the building where I am living now is a Virgo, and I'm a Gemini . Our signs are at a 90-degree angle, so we don't get along. I can't rent an apartment from a Virgo or Pisces. Their signs are at right angles to mine, so their Sun is in a Sign which is square to mine. Landlords born very close to 91 days apart will have their Sun square the other, which would be a real challenge for me! Moon square Sun is also difficult, but I am willing to risk that. For example, a Leo would irritate me at times, but with patience, we could deal with other.

References___________________________________________________

XXXX Ice Cream. XXXXX XXXXX, Manager. (650) XXX-XXXX. I had a summer job last year working at an ice cream parlor in San Jose.

Eva XXXXX. I lived at Mrs. XXXXX's house for the summer 2 years ago. Ask for Operator 17 in Budapest. Have her ring XX-XX-XX.

Madam XXXXXXXX. Madam XXXXXXXX's phone number is unlisted, but I can get a message to her, and she can call you back. Madam XXXXXX is my astrologer. She will have to do a chart on my new landlord before I can sign a lease.